Tuesday, March 24, 2020

An Update

Hey guys.

Just a brief update since it's been about two weeks since I last shared any sort of content.  I have not abandoned this blog again.  It's been...well you all know what's going on in the world right now.

https://www.google.com/covid19/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=hpp&utm_campaign=US-EN

I'm not going to go too much further in depth about this topic.  We are living in such a depressing state of affairs right now.  This month has felt like years have flown right by us and this year has felt like a decade in its own right.  2020 has not been a good year is an understatement.  Someday we will go back to living a normal life, this much I know.  But for now?  Please take all the precautionary measures the CDC has recommended to us all and help the world get back to sense of normalcy again.

Anyway, I promise I'll get back to making posts in the very near future.  I have an essential job where I can't work from home like most people I know.  But I've got content in the works during my down time.  I have a music review crossover in the works with another blogger that is on the way.

And in regards to film reviews, that will be a little more complicated.  Due to movie theaters shutting down with lockdowns and quarantines taking place all over the world, I'm going to save up and try to stream some of these new releases that studios are going to be making available much different than they initially expected.  These are the times we are living in right now folks.  Just have to adapt with them.

So be on the lookout and most importantly, stay safe and healthy.


Tuesday, March 10, 2020

Review: The Invisible Man (2020)






Before we talk about The Invisible Man, let’s talk about Dark Universe.




Dark Universe was Universal’s plans to make their own Marvel Cinematic Universe.  Because thanks to the success of Marvel, everyone was trying to replicate what they did since that is the current big trend.  Have a bunch of movies interconnect to tell a larger story.  And honestly, I’m all for studios trying to do this.  It’s comparable to reading comic books like I did growing up where all these characters interact with each other and build to a greater payoff.

Anyway, Dark Universe was going to contain all the classic Universal monsters of the past one hundred years of film.  The difference being they have had these characters interact previously.  Hell, one could argue that Universal started the cinematic universe trend long before anyone else did with films like Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man about eighty years ago.  Basically, what Universal decided to do was try this trend out again for a newer audience.  And why not?  Universal has made films about these characters plenty and there is still an audience for them with Brendan Fraser’s Mummy trilogy making a lot of money, the multiple incarnations of Dracula being successful, etc.



But all it took was one massive financial and critical failure to put an end to Dark Universe before it ever really took off the ground.  Dark Universe relaunched with The Mummy (2017) and my god what a massive failure of a film that was.  The studio tried way too hard to cram in as much as they possibly could within one movie to jumpstart their long term plans quicker without focusing on making a good singular Mummy movie to launch their brand.  I could make a long blog entry on its own about how massive a flop The Mummy (2017) was and it couldn’t contain every single problem I had with this movie.  Easy to say, Dark Universe was done after how badly The Mummy (2017) failed.

And Universal was really invested in making the Dark Universe a thing.  They casted Javier Bardem and Johnny Depp in future roles as well as greenlit a bunch of other movies to be made from another Wolf Man movie to the Bride of Frankenstein.  But as I previously mentioned, a lot of those came to halt within the blink of an eye.  Dark Universe was dead….or so we thought. 

After all these projects got cancelled, one of the leading producers of modern horror, Jason Blum, swooped right in and picked up one project from the scraps.  That project was The Invisible Man, which was supposed to be Johnny Depp’s character in the Dark Universe.  Here is the thing about Jason Blum productions.  These movies are made on a miniscule budget and give their directors total creative freedom.  That’s why they are one of the few studios left that can successfully make back their production budgets.  So no more Johnny Depp.  Get your cast for relatively less.  And hand the reigns of this project to someone who actually makes horror movies instead of being made by the guys who wrote the Transformers movies (another reason why Dark Universe failed).

So enough preamble, what did we get here?  Honestly, a pretty damn effective horror movie. 

For starters, let’s give kudos to the director’s vision.  Leigh Whannell has been working in the horror genre for a while now going back to his first movie, the first Saw.  After writing MANY of the most well known horror movies of the last fifteen years, he started to get behind the camera more starting with Insidious 3 five years ago.  He’s slowly started to develop a good reputation for actually focusing on building up scares more so than going for the easy jump scare.  Which is a huge plus for me because I’m fairly tired of easy jump scares.  And that’s what works here.  He focuses more so on his surroundings to give off the vibe that this invisible man could be anywhere in the scenery.  Really playing into that fear of the unknown factor really helps this movie’s cause.

Also really working into this movie’s favor is its acting.  Elizabeth Moss (best known for her role in Mad Men) really gives one hell of an acting performance.  She carries a lot of the emotional weight of this movie as a woman with PTSD from being in a toxic relationship and having her abusive ex coming back to torture and haunt her.  But instead of making her out to be a normal horror damsel in distress, she comes out looking like a badass in her attempts to take down her threatening ex.  That’s another reason why this story works better in modern times than expected.  This realistic take about abusive relationships and how your abuser can mentally, emotionally, and physically manipulate you in a way.

Honestly, the only real complaint I have about this movie is there are some glaring details that can’t be ignored if you really pay attention.  And these details can single handedly end the movie quicker than it needs to.  I’m not going to really spoil the exact instances because I am going to recommend everyone to see this movie in the end, but I will say this one thing.  In a movie where they constantly reference security cameras, there is a surprising lack of detail when it comes to where security cameras come into play.  Because if they utilize security cameras at restaurants, outside people’s houses, etc., then this movie would have ended a lot quicker because there are scenes that the script wants you to defy actual logic and just roll with movie logic.  Movie logic; where the filmmakers want you to turn off your brain and just go with the flow.  This is one of those occasions where movie logic really bothers me because normal places like restaurants and other public places should have security cameras, but they don’t here.  I keep referring to restaurants, so I should stop there before I spoil it because that is the biggest instance of how this shouldn’t have happened if actual logic came into play.

In the end though, I really liked this movie al lot.  2020 has not been off to the best of starts when it comes to movies you must see.  But this one I actually do recommend as the first can’t miss mainstream movie of the year.  It’s well acted and well made.  A fresh take on a horror classic that might lead to a new Dark Universe?  We’ll just have to wait and see there, but if Universal places these properties in the hands of Blumhouse and get more great movies like this, then Dark Universe will be in good hands.

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Tuesday, March 3, 2020

The Top Ten Best Hit Songs of 1974



So after reading that scathing worst list, one has to wonder....was there anything redeemable about this year?


And that answer is, of course yes.  Look just because a year has so many levels of bad music doesn't necessarily mean that it was the worst year ever.  I think that badge this year gets for music is a tad unwarranted.  I'm nowhere near done with this project yet and I can already think of two years off the top of my head that deserve that honor more than 1974.

I think 1974 gets the amount of hate it gets due to how much good music the rest of the 1970's got throughout.  But one title I will give this year is that it is the most disappointing year I've covered so far.  Because when you have a best list that is indeed really good, it's disappointing to see how the rest of the songs that weren't covered on this year end list turned out.

But let's not waste any more time.  This best list rocks and let me tell you why it rocks.  Don't let the sun go down on this overly hated year as we count down....



THE TOP TEN BEST HIT SONGS OF 1974




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Fucking Ringo….as you can see I still show some bitter resentment towards his entry onto my worst list.  Why couldn’t he have taken a page from his other bandmates from this time period and release actual good music?


10. “Band on the Run” – Paul McCartney and Wings



Okay maybe good music is a stretch.  Nothing against this song in particular because I do love it.  But I wasn’t always the biggest fan of Paul McCartney’s other band here.  They were definitely a lot less influential than The Beatles, but that’s like calling diet soda not actual soda.  I mean duh.  They are the god damn Beatles.  The most influential band in music history. 

But I’ve always gotten the vibe going through their discography that Paul McCartney & Wings was solely focused on only making hits and getting hit records.  And nothing else.  But you know what, that’s perfectly fine by me.  Nothing wrong with focusing on racking up hits as long as the quality is there.

And “Band on the Run” is at least one of the most experimental ways to obtain a hit record in this stage of McCartney’s career.  It feels like three different songs meshed into one great one and all three parts are very much interesting enough to hold my attention.  Hell John Lennon said it best that all three distinct parts all still manage to feel anthemic in their own rights without a real chorus.  And for a song about being able to escape from previous Beatles manager Allen Klein’s control, then yeah.  I’m all for it.  Do you Paulie.

I may have a bit of a mixed track record with this band, but this song is still great.

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I do genuinely love all these songs from the top ten.  But if there was a song I would never want to hear from again; it’s this one.


9. “Takin’ Care of Business” – Bachman-Turner Overdrive



Nothing against it.  It’s not this song’s fault that commercials, movies, television shows have good taste.  


Hell they made a movie based off this song with the same title.  But god bless I’m so fucking sick of hearing it as the go to theme for how hard somebody is working on their task at hand.  Like come on.  There are plenty of songs about this topic.  Why this one?

I’ll tell you why.  Because it rocks.  It just establishes the point of this song right from the get go about this hard working white collar worker who wants to finish through the day so they can go home.   And that white collar workers wish they were self-employed or a rockstar so they can do nothing.  But instead they are taking care of business.  And honestly.  I feel that vibe every day.  I go to work and bust my ass, but I wish I was writing for a living.  That’s why this blog is back after all.

Look this song is relatable as all hell.  I know I can’t be the only out there that works hard all day to make a paycheck.  And if you don’t that’s okay too.  Because this song can apply to your workouts or doing household chores or whatever else you can think of that requires labor of some sort.  Frank Bachman honestly crafted one of the most accurate working man songs of all time and any sort of royalties that still goes his way after this song’s success is earned.

That being said, why did he make a Christmas song about this?



Look out “All I Want For Christmas Is You”.  You have a challenger for the next perfect Christmas song.

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So when it comes to years that are older than me, I’ll be the first to admit, some of these songs I’ve never heard of.


Yeah I listen to plenty of music from older years.  But I’m not going to be the first to tell you at first glance I knew of the music of David Essex’s or your Al Wilson’s of the world.  And for these lists, I use specifically the year end because that's the universal judgment of the biggest hit songs of each year.  That being said, every now and then I do stumble across a song I’ve never heard of from an artist I’ve never heard of and fall instantly in love with it.


8. “Midnight at the Oasis” – Maria Muldaur



Look I’m not going to sit here and ramble on about how big of an impact this song had on this decade.  If anything, this song is an artifact of its time.  It got nominated for multiple Grammys this year and then this song and this artist completely disappeared from cultural relevance.  But I can only imagine during the year 1974, this song absolutely hypnotized its listening audience.  Because for those glorious four minutes, I got completely lost in this song.

She sings about how we should get lost in the Oasis desert and have a good time…and yes that good time is obviously sex.  Like these double entendres are pretty damn stupid.

You won’t need no camel when I take you for a ride
The cactus is our friend he’ll point out the way

Yeah these are not even remotely clever.  But Maria sings it in such a playful way that I’m definitely willing to forgive how tacky these lines are.  Plus she sings this song in such a siren-like way that I can picture this song being one that you would turn the lights down low to.

What a great find.  Just goes to show that not all surprises from 1974 are necessarily bad.


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You know who had an awesome 1974 though?  Stevie Wonder.



Scratch that.  Stevie Wonder had an awesome decade.  The guy was just unstoppable.  He had so many great hits.  And with being the superstar that he was, he was equally as influential behind the scenes.  Take this song for example that he wrote and produced.


7. “Tell Me Something Good” – Rufus & Chaka Khan



Fitting that the King of Funk himself used this song to appoint a Queen.  This was the song that made Chaka Khan funk royalty.  Chaka Khan started off as the lead singer of the band Rufus, but you know that Stevie Wonder decided to give Chaka Khan the spotlight when he highlighted her name alongside her band.  That’s when you know much bigger things are in store for her career.

And my god, what a way to make a first impression as a headliner.  Chaka just sells the hell out of this song.  She really matches the mood the band Rufus gives her with that slick funk production and those guitars.  She just sounds so sexy that when she tells you to tell her something good, you damn should.  Tell her anything she wants to hear just to win her over.

But yeah, kudos to Stevie Wonder.  He could have simply just made this song himself and it would have been a smash hit because he’s Stevie Wonder.  But I can’t hear this song without thinking of Chaka Khan so that’s the sign of knowing that this woman was going to become a funk superstar.  Now that’s the sign of something good.

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One thing you guys are going to hear a lot about with these year-end retrospectives is how much of my life has been influenced by music.  And one of the true tidbits about my life is that I grew up in a country music listening household.  My father tried to get in a lot of 70s and 80s music in there as well, but true and true, country was the genre that dominated my household.  My mom is just that true and true a country girl even though she lived in the suburbs of New Jersey.

And one of her favorite artists and one of the first real country musicians I grew up listening to is John Denver.


6. “Sunshine on My Shoulders” – John Denver



I don’t know why his music stuck out to me more than any other from around this time period, but there is just something relaxing and assuring about this guy’s music that really relaxes me.  And while “Annie’s Song” is also a good song, “Sunshine on My Shoulders” is just an absolutely calm and relaxing song that really mellows out my mood.  Whenever I was stressed out as a kid, I would just play this song and it helped calm down any nerves I had.

And don’t we all need such pleasant reminders to just relax every now and then?  I mean this song isn’t a lyrical masterpiece or anything.  John Denver has even admitted as such since he was inspired to write this song after multiple rainy days.  Which honestly, I can vibe with that too.  Especially after Virginia going through one of the RAINIEST YEARS EVER RECORDED LAST YEAR…I’m very bitter about that since our apartment complex has such a nice pool.

But yeah, this is such nice relaxing vibe music.  Nothing wrong with that.  Next.

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So last time we talked about how streaking was a huge fad during the 70s.  You know what else was a big fad?



It always amazes me revisiting years where smoking was so glamorized.  Because we are now living in a time period where the anti-tobacco movement is huge.  It was around this time period where people slowly started to realize the dangers of smoking.  And it took another couple for it too really kick in.  But to many, smoking was still a sign of how cool you are.  Much so that there was an 
admittedly really cool song about it.


5. “Smokin’ in the Boys Room” – Brownsville Station



Simply put, this song is cool.  Like it really gives me some James Dean “Rebel Without a Cause” type of vibe.  Just this against the establishment levels of not caring about what your superiors tell you to do.  And honestly, that’s what this song is to me.  It’s not about solely smoking a pack of cigarettes in the bathroom.  It’s more about defying the rules.  And defying the rules can make you cool.
 
But yeah this song just gives off so many chill vibes.  It really reminds me of how awesome blues rock was back around this time period.  It’s so insanely catchy as the rhythm and melody simply gets stuck in your head all day after listening to it.  And as someone who smokes the occasional cigar, this the type of song that plays in my head while doing so.


Okay it’s more like one cigar every couple years.  But I still listen to this song way more than I smoke and I listen to this song a lot.  However you truly feel about smoking, I’m here to tell you that this song is cool as hell.


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So to understand this next entry’s placement being so high, here’s a fact about me.  One of my favorite vacation past times is going on cruises.

 

I’ve been on nine cruises now.  All nine with Royal Caribbean.  Royal Caribbean is a fantastic cruise line.  Not knocking Carnival, Princess, and all the other cruise lines out there, but Royal Caribbean just goes out of their way to make sure you are being treated like royalty and pamper the hell out of their guests.


Anyway, one tradition of Royal Caribbean cruises is that they have a 70s night.  Where the staff goes out of their way to decorate the ship, get all dressed up, and just make the night an all-out party to one of the best decades for music.  And on that tracklist, the cruise director gets on the mic and tells the party people to rock our bodies along to the waves of the sea and….if you don’t know where this is going, it’s Rock the Boat.


4. “Rock the Boat” – The Hues Corporation




The disco backlash is always interesting to me.  Especially when it’s a sound that people are pleasantly nostalgic for in the pop music of today.  Granted too much of a good thing is not always a good thing.  Hence why the backlash ended up being one of the biggest stories of 1979 for music.

The reason I mention that is that between this and “Love’s Theme”; these were the two first number one charting hits classified as disco.  But to me, “Love’s Theme” is not an actual song.  More like an overlong boring as hell instrumental that never kicks it into high gear to be much of anything.  So with that being said, I hereby decree “Rock the Boat” as the true first number one disco song.

“Rock the Boat” just has so much soul, so much passion.  I just love how much these guys sell these absolutely ridiculous yet fun lines.  It immediately makes you turn off your brain and just flat out dance.  And as someone who is admittedly a pretty bad dancer, this is one of the exceptions for songs that I overthink the dance moves to.  I just rock along to the beat every time.


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Well we can’t talk about yesteryear without talking about the Groot sized hole in the room.


If there is one huge thing I’m thankful for with the Guardians of the Galaxy franchise; it’s reintroducing the younger generation to their Awesome Mixes.  Because for the most part, they are indeed…awesome.



I said for the most part!  They all can’t be winners, but I am genuinely appreciative for these mixes.  Because otherwise, the youth of today are more than likely to miss out on gems like this:


3. “Come and Get Your Love” – Redbone




And thanks to Guardians of the Galaxy, I can’t not listen to this song without thinking of Star-Lord singing and dancing his way to finding one of the infinity stones.  Thanks Marvel.



Oh yeah and this show was a thing to.  Thanks Netflix.



I really hope Hollywood doesn’t bastardize this song for me moving forward.  But even then, my thoughts won’t ever change on this.  It’s a funk rock masterpiece.  And while there are many and I mean many favorite moments in this song, you know what will never be topped?  That electric sitar.  Sure it’s only within the opening seconds, but it always hooks me in every time.  I will never grow tired of that moment.

And the band Redbone is one of the bands I always go back to when it comes to funk rock.  Sure their biggest hit was their best, as sometimes is the case.  But they really do have a great discography.  After all, Childish Gambino got one of his biggest hits from listening to a lot of their funk music.


That is indeed a true statement.  Need I say more?  Stay woke.


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These next two songs.  Miles above the rest when it came to the truly exceptional songs from this year.  And the only reason this next song isn’t my number one is because my number one has three times more the replay value for me than this.  But that doesn’t deny the fact that this song is amazing on its own merits.

Like I previously stated, the year is 1974.  And the biggest star of this decade released his magnum opus onto the city.


2. “Living For The City” – Stevie Wonder




This is one of those rare occasions where I feel like that I should seriously shut my mouth because the music speaks for itself.  This is an artist honing his craft and making a song that speaks volumes about the world that he is a part of.

Stevie Wonder’s music has done a lot for this world where he talks about the problems of the world.  
And this topic is a very daring one to talk about in 1974.  That topic is systematic racism.  And it is 
absolutely direct about it.  The story he is singing about is a young black man looking to escape to New York City in hopes of finding a new life because he is experiencing discrimination in Mississippi.  And as soon as the young black man reaches New York, he is immediately framed for a crime he didn’t commit and is sentenced to ten years in prison.

I’ll be damned if that didn’t feel like a gut punch the first time I ever heard it.  Especially in today’s society where there is still racial prejudice pretty prevalent today.  Stevie Wonder just absolutely sells this song with every last ounce of his soul and I admire the hell out of him for making a song this impactful, this on the nose, and this excellent.  If it was any other year, this would be a shoe-in for number one.  It’s one of the best songs I’ve ever heard.  And yet…


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A few years ago on a forum I regulared, we had this short lived trend where we had users listing off top ten lists per requests by other people.  One of the top ten lists that was requested by me was my top ten best songs of all time.  Now to many people, that would be an easy request.  But to me?  I don’t have a singular favorite song.  I have multiple.

That’s the thing about me.  Music has always been so second nature to me that if you catch me in any mood, any song could be my favorite song of all time.  So to follow through with this request, I just did my top ten most played songs on my iPod/iPhone according to Apple.  And that’s where my number one on this comes into play.  It was and honestly still is, my most played song on Apple Music.


1. “Bennie and the Jets” – Elton John




I know what some of you are thinking.  This song over Stevie Wonder?  Well to put it simply, when it comes to the 1970s, there are many great artists from this decade.  Stevie Wonder is one of my personal top five.  But you know who my favorite artist from this decade is? 



…well the real answer is Queen.  But you know who would be number two?  Sir Elton John.

Elton John has always been such an inspiration for trying to teach myself music.  When I was a kid, I wanted to learn how to play the piano because I heard “Tiny Dancer” and was like, I wanted to learn how to play music.  I never really learned how to play the piano, but I still do to this day just so I can play some of Elton John’s music.  This guy is just a multi-talented musical genius.

That being said, this is Elton John stepping more out of his comfort zone.  Elton John is at his most 
comfortable performing amazing piano ballads.  And in all honesty, this is more of a song you would hear at a karaoke bar.  But hey, what’s wrong with that?  I mean I use to go to karaoke nights quite often.  And you know what my favorite song to sing karaoke to was?  This.

This is just such a fun song to sing along to.  But when you peal all the layers back, you’ll discover there is more to it than just singing offbeat.  It’s a satire about the 1970’s music scene and how you had to do things to really stand out and get noticed by major labels.  And who stood out more when performing than the man who wore thousands upon thousands of weird outfits?  So when Bennie had to put on electric boots and a mohair suit that she read in a magazine…you can’t help put picture Elton John being Bennie.

Guitarist Davey Johnson stated that this is the weirdest song he ever recorded and you know what? I’m thankful that he did such that.  What a weird and wonderful song to top this list.  Obligatory pun out of the way, I absolutely love the hell out of this song and maybe someday, I’ll record myself singing this at a karaoke night.  But until then…

BENNIE

BENNIE

BENNIE….

….AND THE JJJEEETTTSSS



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And that is my best list.  For those of you who are curious as to how all one hundred songs on the 1974 year end list would be ranked, well here you go:

1. “Bennie and the Jets” – Elton John
2. “Living For The City” – Stevie Wonder
3. “Come and Get Your Love” – Redbone
4. “Rock the Boat” – The Hues Corporation
5. “Smokin’ in the Boys Room” – Brownsville Station
6. “Sunshine on My Shoulders” – John Denver
7. “Tell Me Something Good” – Rufus & Chaka Khan
8. “Midnight at the Oasis” – Maria Muldaur
9. “Takin’ Care of Business” – Bachman-Turner Overdrive
10. “Band on the Run” – Paul McCartney and Wings
11. “Jungle Boogie” – Kool & The Gang
12. “TSOP (The Sound of Philadelphia)” – MFSB
13. “Goodbye Yellow Brick Road” – Elton John
14. “Radar Love” – Golden Earring
15. “The Joker” – Steve Miller Band
16. “Until You Come Back to Me (That’s What I’m Gonna Do)” – Aretha Franklin
17. “I’ve Got To Use My Imagination” – Gladys Knight & The Pips
18. “Rikki Don’t Lose That Number” – Steely Dan
19. “Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me” – Elton John
20. “Dancing Machine” – The Jackson 5
21. “Tubular Bells” – Mike Oakfield
22. “Nothing From Nothing” – Billy Preston
23. “For The Love of Money” – The O’Jays
24. “Never Never Gonna Give You Up” – Barry White
25. “Hollywood Swinging” – Kool & The Gang
26. “Don’t You Worry ‘bout a Thing” – Stevie Wonder
27. “The Loco-Motion” – Grand Funk Railroad
28. “Help Me” – Joni Mitchell
29. “Then Came You” – The Spinners & Dionne Warwick
30. “Rock and Roll Heaven” – The Righteous Brothers
31. “Time in a Bottle” – Jim Croce
32. “Annie’s Song” – John Denver
33. “Jet” – Paul McCartney & Wings
34. “On and On” – Gladys Knight & The Pips
35. “Helen Wheels” – Paul McCartney & Wings
36. “Keep On Smilin’” – Wet Willie
37. “Hello Its Me” – Todd Rundgren
38. “Hang On There Baby” – Johnny Bristol
39. “Show and Tell” – Al Wilson
40. “Put Your Hands Together” – The O’Jays
41. “Just Don’t Want to be Lonely” – The Main Ingredient
42. “Boogie Down” – Eddie Kendricks
43. “Sundown” – Gordon Lightfoot
44. “The Show Must Go On” – Three Dog Night
45. “Rock Your Baby” – George McCrae
46. “Lookin For a Love” – Bobby Womack
47. “Rock Me Gently” – Andy Kim
48. “Me and Baby Brother” – War
49. “Best Thing That Ever Happened to Me” – Gladys Knight & The Pips
50. “I’ll Have To Say I Love You in a Song” – Jim Croce
51. “Mighty Love” – The Spinners
52. “Be Thankful For What You Got” – William DeVaughn
53. “Trying To Hold On To My Woman” – Lamont Dozier
54. “You Won’t See Me” – Anne Murray
55. “My Mistake Was to Love You” – Diana Ross & Marvin Gaye
56. “Rockin Roll Baby” – The Stylistics
57. “Feel Like Makin Love” – Roberta Flack
58. “Eres Tu” – Mocedades
59. “A Very Special Love Song” – Charlie Rich
60. “The Most Beautiful Girl” – Charlie Rich
61. “Wildwood Weed” – Jim Stafford
62. “The Entertainer” – Marvin Hamlisch
63. “My Girl Bill” – Jim Stafford
64. “Clap for the Wolfman” – The Guess Who (featuring Wolfman Jack)
65. “Rock On” – David Essex
66. “You Make Me Feel Brand New” – The Stylistics
67. “Call on Me” – Chicago
68. “(I’ve Been) Searching So Long” – Chicago
69. “One Hell of a Woman” – Mac Davis
70. “Sideshow” – Blue Magic
71. “Beach Baby” – The First Class
72. “Oh My My” – Ringo Starr
73. “A Love Song” – Anne Murray
74. “Dark Lady” – Cher
75. “Oh Very Young” – Cat Stevens
76. “Hooked on a Feeling” – Blue Swede
77. “The Air That I Breathe” – The Hollies
78. “Leave Me Alone (Ruby Red Dress)” – Helen Reddy
79. “I Honestly Love You” – Olivia Newton-John
80. “Love’s Theme” – Love Unlimited Orchestra
81. “Wild Thing” – Fancy
82. “Top of the World” – Carpenters
83. “The Way We Were” – Barbra Streisand
84. “Let Me Be There” – Olivia Newton-John
85. “Spiders and Snakes” – Jim Stafford
86. “Please Come To Boston” – Dave Loggins
87. “You and Me Against the World” – Helen Reddy
88. “Waterloo” – ABBA
89. “I’m Leaving It Up To You” – Donny and Marie Osmond
90. “Billy Don’t Be a Hero” – Bo Donaldson and The Heywoods
91. “The Night Chicago Died” – Paper Lace
92. “I Shot the Sherriff” – Eric Clapton
93. “The Lord’s Prayer” – Sister Janet Mead
94. “I Love” – Tom T. Hall
95. “If You Love Me (Let Me Know)” – Olivia Newton-John
96. “Mockingbird” – Carly Simon & James Taylor
97. “Seasons In The Sun” – Terry Jacks
98. “The Streak” – Ray Stevens
99. “You’re Sixteen” – Ringo Starr
100. “(You’re) Having My Baby” – Paul Anka

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Thank you all for reading.  Be on the lookout for more content coming soon.

Monday, March 2, 2020

Trailer Talk: February 2020

Hey guys, welcome back.

The Best Hit Songs of 1974 is still in the works, but I didn't want to leave you guys without new content for too long.  That's another thing about this second edition of this blog.  I don't have an exact release schedule.  Trying too force out too much content each day of the week led to said burnout as well.  So keep turning up for more content on the way whenever I can get to it.

With that being said, time to introduce another new update to this blog.  I briefly mentioned this in that welcome back post, but here is the first version of Trailer Talk.  Why does the title say February 2020 when it's now March?  Because I'll be talking about the buzzworthy trailers of last month as my first post.  So if you want to hear my thoughts on that new awful Artemis Fowl trailer this morning...well, you'll have to wait a few more weeks for that.  So let's get started with...



....whatever the fuck this saga is now.  Seriously, does anyone still remember when this franchise was about stealing televisions and street racing?  Now it's about espionage and superhumans and cars jumping off planes and a bunch of other inexplicable bullshit while Vin Diesel hams it up about family.  This series never ceases to amaze me on how many sharks it can jump.  This time, we are now suppose to believe that John Cena is Dom's brother that this series completely forgot about for twenty years.  I guess you could say, they couldn't see him...


In all seriousness, this franchise lost me after the eighth movie and the spin-off wasn't really anything to brag home about either.  I think people are FINALLY starting to grow tired of the oversaturation that is this franchise.  Hence why there are only two more movies on the way and maybe another Hobbs & Shaw and other spin-offs.  Who knows.  Either way, F7 should have been the stopping point.  I'll probably end up seeing this at some point, but probably through streaming.  I'm not mad at there being a ninth movie.  I'm just tired man.





And speaking of growing tired, are we tired of Sony trying to get every last cent they can possibly get from the Spider-Man property rights?  I know I sure am.  I'll give it to them that Venom was too hilariously stupid to outright hate, but that's it.  We don't need that Venom sequel that's in the works and we sure as hell don't need a Morbius movie.  I was never the biggest Morbius fan and really didn't know that he had such a dedicated following to give him his own movie.  But Sony REALLY wants to squeeze that Sony/Marvel Universe for everything they can possibly get; just so Disney doesn't get full custody of everything that is Spider-Man.  Which I don't want Disney to become any more of a monopoly than it already is, but this is one of those rare exceptions where I want them to get the full rights to Spider-Man because I'll be damned that what Sony is doing to this property is even worse.  Nobody wants a full movie dedicated to Black Cat or Silver Sable or even worse, Aunt May.  That's stretching it.

Oh I guess I should talk about the trailer.  It's boring.  Jared Leto seems to not be hamming it up for a change...except for that one scene.  And I guess Michael Keaton showing up at the end is teasing a Sinister Six movie that Sony has so badly wanted to make for at least the last ten years.  Who cares.  Please put an end to this cinematic universe that nobody except Sony wants.



And speaking of movies that nobody wants...who asked for this?  This is one of the least impressive animated movie trailers I've seen in quite some time.  From all the pop culture references to the not impressive in the slightest animation to Will Arnett sounding absolutely bored to be a part of this.  I mean this voice cast outside of him doesn't even sound the slightest bit impressive.  I mean I can tell because this is a WWE Studios film, which means some of their wrestlers are going to be in this.  Aren't those saved for direct to DVD though?  Why is this getting a theatrical release?

I know that John Lasseter is now running Paramount Animation after he got #MeToo'd right out of a job at Disney and I have a lot I would like to say about how he should not be working behind the scenes any more just like the rest of the big names out there who rightfully do not have jobs due to their sexual misconduct allegations.  But I'm going to focus more on the art and not the artist.

And this basically looks like an incredibly poor man's Shrek with wrestling.  Need to see much more before I make any more rash judgments, but as of now, hard pass.  Very hard pass.




Time to end this post on some positivity.  Any sort of fears and qualms I had about the existence of A Quiet Place 2 was quickly resolved by this trailer.  For those of you who don't know, I loved the first movie.  It was one of my best movies of 2018.  John Krasinski proved to me that he is more than an underrated actor.  He's a fantastic director.  I love how two of the best horror movies of the last three years were directed by comedic television actors.

What I love about this trailer in particular is that I am getting The Walking Dead vibes.  Not modern Walking Dead vibes, which the show went downhill about four years ago there.  But it reminds me of what The Walking Dead used to be good at.  Showing that the threats just aren't the creatures at hand.  It's also other groups of survivors that can impose any sort of challenge to survive.  I am honestly ecstatic to see how they handle this sequel and hope that all sorts of goodwill the first movie had carries over here too.

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And that's all for this month's version of Trailer Talk.  I know I didn't cover all the trailers of the past month, but these were the four that stuck out to me the most.  Any others that you all want to see me talk about?  Suggest in the comments below and I'll get around to it next time.  Thank you all for reading and be on the lookout for more content coming soon.